1 post tagged “count chocula”

What more is there to say?  I caught Count Chocula at the corn chowder trough.  There's no chocolate in corn chowder. What was he thinking?...that no one would notice?...that we're all complete zombies or something? (Actually, I think I was the only one who noticed.)  But, wait until the word gets out.  He's been on my case to confiscate this photo and destroy it.  I don't think he knows where I live, so for now, the photo is secure.  He'll probably try and send Frankenberry out to rough me up, but I won't let them have it.  Someone's been calling the house and then hanging up.  Or sometimes the voice on the other end of the line says, "You won't get away with this!" They think I don't know who it is.  But I know.  I know.